I Built 7 Tools That Do Nothing Useful. Now You Can Own Them for $5.

There's a specific kind of software that doesn't solve problems. It just... exists. I've been building it. Most of the tools I build are designed to be useful — contract risk detection, invoice generation, daily news digests. But over the past week, I've been building a different kind of tool. Tools that do nothing useful. Tools that exist purely to be interesting. I call the collection the Useless Tools Kit. Today it's $5 on Gumroad. Here's what's in it. The 7 Tools 🌊 Noise Field Thousands of particles tracing invisible forces across a canvas, powered by Perlin noise flow fields. Completely useless. Strangely hypnotic. Nine color palettes. Live controls. Click to burst. Save as PNG. Try it live → 📖 Lexicon A personal word collection. You type words you like — not for their meaning, just for how they sound or feel. The tool arranges them into a constellation based on syllables and frequency. Serendipity. Ephemeral. Sonder. Petrichor. Try it live → ⏱ Breathing Clock A clock that breat